sleep = 1000 (don't argue. it just does)
senior project = 0!
0! = 1 (why? no one knows)
by using simple arithemetic, we can thus conclude that:
1000 > 1
sleep > senior project.
in fact.
not doing senior project = 0! + 1001 (1000 for sleep, 1 for being a badass rebel)
senior project = 0!
1001 > 1
not doing senior project > senior project.
other conclusions that can be drawn from above proof:
anna c = 5000000000000
anna h = 5000000000001
10000000000001 > 1
anna + anna DOES NOT = senior project
mikey = 4999999999999
mikey > senior project
mikey DOES NOT = senior project.
duh.
blogger's note: the above post disproves the following:
PePPeRKiTTy29: it's a good thing you are an english major.
despite the fact that i most likely WILL be an english/creative writing, my math is not entirely without merit!
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ps. and now for some math harley agrees with:
thus:
beatles > ">"
that's right. the beatles are even greater than the > symbol. you cannot beat that, elvis presley!
2 comments:
Silly english major. You should just stop trying.
Not that I don't absolutely love the logic of this post.
Especially the sleep . senior project bits.
mhmm.
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